What is the definition of Melbourne Handicap Removal?

Ah, Melbourne handicap removal: it's like the Melbourne Olympics of accommodations, but instead of athletes, we're talking about folks with disabilities and the bureaucratic tightrope they walk to get to their dream venues. It's the hilarious, yet deeply frustrating, dance between accessibility and administrative red tape.

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Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The Melbourne handicap removal service decided to upgrade our airport gate signage to a subtitle only, thinking it would be more 'accessible'... but it still couldn't reach the 12-hour notice window, and we're stuck with 'Airport Accessible' for the next three weeks."